Posts Tagged ‘ LOLShrink ’

Occupationally Unsafe

8 October, 2010
By Raphael Fraser
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Oh Hai. Lolshrink can has Occupational Health and Safety certificate. I feels safer nao. It that time of yeah again: we can has getting checked to see if we is being safe and healthy at work. Nao Lolshrink does no it important to be safe, but confidence not being inspired by notice on board: It say...

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Lolshrink iz not in ur drug lunches

8 September, 2010
By Raphael Fraser
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Oh hai – LolShrink is not in ur drug lunchez. I haz been unhappy foar a while wiv farmashootikal companees and der pressents an noms. Dey is not even gud noms mostly. Dere is nevah cheezburger. Moar srsly, Lolshrink do not want byarsed infurmation, and even tho I wearz impervius-to-bullshit suit, I’s not stoopid enuff...

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Where The Fork??

12 August, 2010
By Raphael Fraser
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Oh hai. Lolshrink can not has fork. Lolshrink was hungry and did want to has lunch (leftoverz from beautiful roast sheep cooked by teh queen yesterzday). I is not dogz though, so needed cutleryz. But where teh fork are teh forkz? Not long back we could haz new cutleryz – yah: including forkz. Hole droor wuz...

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I has a lurgi

26 May, 2010
By Raphael Fraser

O hai. Pls excuse sniffz and coffing. I has a cold. Not a flu, mind you, though in the end I should probably do the same thing I should stay home and rest until I feel I can give my best But here’s the thing: Lolshrink no can has enuff sick leave Thankfully however, no-one has (so far) suggested I...

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The occasional adventures of LolShrink, part toru

15 January, 2010
By Raphael Fraser

Oh Hai. LolShrink is in ur Friday. It be nearly end of bizzeee week. Lots of payshins, a few dramas, and have to write letter telling bosses how lolshrink emergensee servis is going to change. They want other area payshins to come to us … DO NOT WANT. We have enuff busy already. No...

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