But where teh fork are teh forkz?

Not long back we could haz new cutleryz – yah: including forkz. Hole droor wuz full. Now full of knifez (maybe even moar den befoar) but no forkz. To has forkz lolshrink had to go over other hole side of bilding and get teh last wun from bored-room (only room in plaice wiv proper name: meating room hav no meat innit; assess room have no donkeyz; at least bored room hav right name).

I has bin tolled we no can has any moar cutlery, bcos not inpayshint service … But I is inpayshint – and the moar times i can has no forkz, the moar inpayshint I be!

An srsly, what happin 2 all forkz? It like sumwun take them, but that make no sense: why take forkz? An why leaf knifez an spoonz?

Yumans R strange. Or maybe it this cutlergeist I see moovie about: it could take forkz an stuffs. That make cutlergeist strange.

Not a flu, mind you,
though in the end I should probably do
the same thing
I should stay home and rest
until I feel I can give my best
But here’s the thing:

Lolshrink no can has enuff sick leave

Thankfully however, no-one has (so far) suggested
I “boost” my immune system with any of the many untested
remedies occupying the shelves of the supermarkets and pharmacies
Which for some reason promote the fallacies
that these tinctures of water with a tiny bit of herb
if taken might serve to reduce my lurg
so as to allow me to continue to plug the holes in the service that threaten to merge
and become one giant hole
as the dearth of resources enforces its stranglehold on my soul

At least I can has tomorrow off

We seem unable to remember that our immune system from June to September
Or perhaps a bit earlier like May or perhaps April
(And I assume my northern hemisphere friends will recall that our seasons are all the reverse from theirs)
is just as functional as it is in summer and will serve to kick out this viral intruder
If we just give it a few more days.
Really it’s stupider to believe that a self-limiting rhinovirus won’t leave until we “boost” a system that (unless you’re immunosuppressed) there’s no reason to believe needs any such assistance
Its persistence is such that if all you do is wait and rest
Soon enough, you’ll feel your best.

Here’s hoping.

… That be ok fur normals, but I no can has sleeps today: I has to has seeing payshins insted.

Is funnee fing, on-callz. It start as kittehs, and nivver stop. Kittehs are first lines and see evrybody – call boss for advize if is too hard. Then back to normals wurk furst fing neks day.

Shud bee bettr as a boss cos kittehs do wurk and only call when dey need.

Shud bee …

Working yestrdays, awake and wurking almost all last nites, and naow ai will has being awake and wurking all today. Ai hope ai can has sleeping tonite…

Bai fur naow.

It be nearly end of bizzeee week. Lots of payshins, a few dramas, and have to write letter telling bosses how lolshrink emergensee servis is going to change. They want other area payshins to come to us … DO NOT WANT. We have enuff busy already. No need moar.

An next week we gets new kittehs. They be small kittehs, sum of them never been kitteh shrinks befoar. At least mine have been kittehs for a couple yeers.

Ai bin reeding new study sez antidepressants no gud fur mild or moderate depresshun. It sillee study. It mite akshully be rite (kind off) butt is stoopid study, an conclushuns over-reech results. Out of 30 years’ studdys they look at only 6 studies of 718 peeples taking 2 antidepressins.

Meeningluz

Butt mite have sum truth to it …

Bai naow. Almos at wurk. Yay Caturday tomoro!!!1!1!1!!111!!

An i has just realeyes I is on teh call today. DO NOT WANT!

Just as well i alreddy has my work fone diverted 2 mai eyefone – so i figger dey hasn’t runged me. Yet.

Dere is wun fing dat puzzel lolshrink bout dis nu year: Evvybody is saying how pawful 2009 wuz and so 2010 can has be better. As far as i has remembering, dere was bad fings happen in 2009 but we can all has good stuff too. Anyways, i pretty sertin it not worser than other old years.

Or maybe that just me.

As some wise fulla (teh intert00bs iz not telling me who) once sed: “Any day above ground is a good day” – especially if dere is cheezburger

… or maybe slowly improving flat white coffees … Though I still can’t has rosettes/hearts yet. Moar practice needed.

… Maybe dat what we all is needing for dis new year: just moar practice. – And moar kittehs of course.

Here’s to 2010 – and also to 2009. ^_^ Just remembers: