Oh hai. Lolshrink can not has fork. Lolshrink was hungry and did want to has lunch (leftoverz from beautiful roast sheep cooked by teh queen yesterzday). I is not dogz though, so needed cutleryz.
But where teh fork are teh forkz?
Not long back we could haz new cutleryz – yah: including forkz. Hole droor wuz...
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O hai. Pls excuse sniffz and coffing. I has a cold.
Not a flu, mind you,
though in the end I should probably do
the same thing
I should stay home and rest
until I feel I can give my best
But here’s the thing:
Lolshrink no can has enuff sick leave
Thankfully however, no-one has (so far) suggested
I...
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Oh hai. I can has sleep on teh trane? I is on-call fur teh neks weak, and last night I only got cat-naps.
… That be ok fur normals, but I no can has sleeps today: I has to has seeing payshins insted.
Is funnee fing, on-callz. It start as kittehs, and nivver stop. Kittehs...
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Oh Hai. LolShrink is in ur Friday.
It be nearly end of bizzeee week. Lots of payshins, a few dramas, and have to write letter telling bosses how lolshrink emergensee servis is going to change. They want other area payshins to come to us … DO NOT WANT. We have enuff busy already. No...
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O Hai! LOLShrink is in ur new year
An i has just realeyes I is on teh call today. DO NOT WANT!
Just as well i alreddy has my work fone diverted 2 mai eyefone – so i figger dey hasn’t runged me. Yet.
Dere is wun fing dat puzzel lolshrink bout dis nu year: Evvybody is...
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