Mr Charlie Sprout, avowed atheist and alfalfa enthusiast announced yesterday that he had determined the precise day on which the entire Universe would almost certainly fail to be destroyed by a vengeful god. “I was tending my shrubs when it came to me” said Mr Sprout in an interview following his announcement. “Not like a...
It’s hot today. And I forgot to take a hairband with me to work (not counting all the hair bands on my iPhone – ha ha ), so I’ve been looking like Jesus all day. Well, looking like Jesus if he had scored a Vidal Sassoon beard trimmer for his birthday/Christmas (always combined...
BLN78C That was the licence plate number on a car that caused my irony meter to asplode this evening. Turning onto the Great Western Highway in Blacktown a Lexus behind me tried to swing round and get in front of me. He seemed rather upset perhaps that his expensive flash Lexus was barely keeping up...
It’s time: time for someone to stand up and come clean about what the proponents of “complementary and alternative medicine”, and the antivaxxers, and their comrades-in-arms have been saying: we are evil. There, I said it. Proponents of CAM, and opponents of vaccines and allopathic medicine have for a long time been saying that...
Oh hai. Lolshrink can not has fork. Lolshrink was hungry and did want to has lunch (leftoverz from beautiful roast sheep cooked by teh queen yesterzday). I is not dogz though, so needed cutleryz. But where teh fork are teh forkz? Not long back we could haz new cutleryz – yah: including forkz. Hole droor wuz...
