I now have a better appreciation for why my little son was so distressed when he got bitten by a mahoosive ant (about an inch long).
I was gardening this morning, and picked up a handful of grass and clover I had pulled out. At first I thought something in the weeds must have had a thorn, but the pain quickly intensified, leading me to release my grip and drop the weeds – whereupon I saw the ant attached to my palm.
And yes, I do mean attached.
Seriously, for a while it felt like I’d never play the guitar again. Happily I was aware that beyond pain these ant bites don’t do anything unpleasant – but the pain really is quite unpleasant enough. ![]()
Aggressive little sods.










