O Hai! LolShrink is in ur hostipalz.
What you bring? files for sayning? Put dem wiv ovvers over bai kitteh litter.
Wai U still hear? MOAR payshunz? LolShrink DO NOT WANT. Alreddy 60 on boardz an I spnt half day alreddy in teh mergensee depawtment. Ai no person come 2 mergensee an mayk staffs ankshus – dat not mean they crayzee in their heds. Ok i come down naow. … Dere every1 better. Ai can go home.
Now dinner bin eated, kittehs in beds. Taim to curl up with mai queen and bowl of cream*
*an bai bowl of cream ai mean singil malt skotch and rokky rowed headgehog slice (much better thn norml headghog – dey is too pointy)
kthxbai
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Meow!
"Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again."
It was short, I know. That's about how fast the day went (mercifully) though. And I had no time to write anything during the day, so when I got time at the end of the day there were things I wanted much more to do than try to come up with an interesting post (lolz or not)
I'll make up for it later I promise – when I've actually recovered from this lurgy that is so sapping my brain.
In light of the brain-sapping thing … were you just quoting what the website said when you just tried to comment "meow"? … duh.
Luv it! More plez