Oh hai – LolShrink is not in ur drug lunchez. I haz been unhappy foar a while wiv farmashootikal companees and der pressents an noms. Dey is not even gud noms mostly. Dere is nevah cheezburger.
Moar srsly, Lolshrink do not want byarsed infurmation, and even tho I wearz impervius-to-bullshit suit, I’s not stoopid enuff to bullshit myself. Teh drug companees onlee giv us fings because they shure it work. Hell, studees even done on it.
So Lolshrink haz taken pledge to not accept any pressents or noms.
Even cheesburger.
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Good on you! Terrible practice really.