Oh hai. I can has sleep on teh trane? I is on-call fur teh neks weak, and last night I only got cat-naps. … That be ok fur normals, but I no can has sleeps today: I has to has seeing payshins insted. Is funnee fing, on-callz. It start as kittehs, and nivver stop. Kittehs...
Oh Hai. LolShrink is in ur Friday. It be nearly end of bizzeee week. Lots of payshins, a few dramas, and have to write letter telling bosses how lolshrink emergensee servis is going to change. They want other area payshins to come to us … DO NOT WANT. We have enuff busy already. No...
O Hai! LOLShrink is in ur new year An i has just realeyes I is on teh call today. DO NOT WANT! Just as well i alreddy has my work fone diverted 2 mai eyefone – so i figger dey hasn’t runged me. Yet. Dere is wun fing dat puzzel lolshrink bout dis nu year: Evvybody is...
O Hai! LolShrink is in ur hostipalz. What you bring? files for sayning? Put dem wiv ovvers over bai kitteh litter. Wai U still hear? MOAR payshunz? LolShrink DO NOT WANT. Alreddy 60 on boardz an I spnt half day alreddy in teh mergensee depawtment. Ai no person come 2 mergensee an mayk staffs ankshus –...
