Oh hai – LolShrink is not in ur drug lunchez. I haz been unhappy foar a while wiv farmashootikal companees and der pressents an noms. Dey is not even gud noms mostly. Dere is nevah cheezburger.
Moar srsly, Lolshrink do not want byarsed infurmation, and even tho I wearz impervius-to-bullshit suit, I’s not stoopid enuff...
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Oh hai. Lolshrink can not has fork. Lolshrink was hungry and did want to has lunch (leftoverz from beautiful roast sheep cooked by teh queen yesterzday). I is not dogz though, so needed cutleryz.
But where teh fork are teh forkz?
Not long back we could haz new cutleryz – yah: including forkz. Hole droor wuz...
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O hai. Pls excuse sniffz and coffing. I has a cold.
Not a flu, mind you,
though in the end I should probably do
the same thing
I should stay home and rest
until I feel I can give my best
But here’s the thing:
Lolshrink no can has enuff sick leave
Thankfully however, no-one has (so far) suggested
I...
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Oh hai. I can has sleep on teh trane? I is on-call fur teh neks weak, and last night I only got cat-naps.
… That be ok fur normals, but I no can has sleeps today: I has to has seeing payshins insted.
Is funnee fing, on-callz. It start as kittehs, and nivver stop. Kittehs...
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Oh Hai. LolShrink is in ur Friday.
It be nearly end of bizzeee week. Lots of payshins, a few dramas, and have to write letter telling bosses how lolshrink emergensee servis is going to change. They want other area payshins to come to us … DO NOT WANT. We have enuff busy already. No...
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